Ever been pulled over and were wondering what to say to the cop to try and get out of the ticket? Here’s some good (or not so good) one liners.

5. I’m running late to get to my AA meeting.

4. Can we make this quick I got to meet my bookie/dealer at the “smokehouse” down the street.

3. When the officer walks up to your car and asks how fast you were going don’t say: Do you know how fast YOU we’re going?

2. Hey officer there’s a Dunkin Doughnuts right up the road let’s say we discuss this over a cream stick.

1. No officer it’s not what you think. My wife lost an earing and was looking for it between my legs. (Granted this one might work! HAHA)